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moo deng this moo deng that. all i see is one damn terrible cat.
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thinking about diomedes of argos
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they found god in the basement
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boy unsend that message ive never been broken up with and i aint starting now
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every day is wake up..weep…bong rip…..weep…..bedtime…………..
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post the cockroach with the autotuned scat please. i need it
He had the internet in a chokehold in 2018
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slay I’m not even joking
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groundlessness-deactivated20240:
Whenever I get a puncture wound I feel so smug towards any tetanus that might be in there. They have no idea about my sick ass vaccinated immune system. While you were crawling in soil my cells were studying Tdap. Now die by the hands of my learnéd warriors.
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fuck it heres a wheres waldo if ur bored
sorry guys about the low resolution. Hers a high res version
Why was this ispy?
thought you guys deserved an enriching activity
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me taking my full dose of antidepressants after forgetting to take them for 2 weeks: surely this wont have any adverse side effects
me later feeling the adverse side effects: surely there is something i couldve done to prevent this
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i found out gumby died recently today. been followin stickyfrogs since i made my tumblr this is a truly sad day
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my manager is trying to respect my pronouns and use they/them for me but i use she/her?? and im the only one who has my pronouns on my name tag??
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sluttiest thing i do is tell men i want to try playing DND













